Lights come up on two guys in their early twenties.
They are sitting in two recliners opposite each other in a messy living room.
ONE is holding a half-eaten piece of pizza, the other is drinking a beer lazily.
They act and speak uncomfortably.

ONE

So...

TWO

Mmm?

ONE

What are you doing tomorrow?

TWO

Kat and I have a date.

TWO

Ah. [Pause] Again?

ONE

I dunno, it's kind of a special one. Six months and everything.

TWO

Six months tomorrow?

ONE

Yep.

TWO

Oh. Hmph.

ONE

Why, what are you doing?

TWO

Nothing. Sitting here, I guess. Thought I'd make plans with you, but...whatever.

ONE

Oh. Sorry man, I made plans with her way back. I couldn't break them now.

TWO

Mmm.

ONE

[After a beat] You don't like Kat, do you?

TWO

Nope.

ONE

Thought so.

TWO

That's just the way it is.

ONE

... Okay ...

TWO

Just don't get why you two are together.

ONE

I like her. Reason enough?

TWO

Not for me.

ONE

Didn't think that was your decision to make.

TWO

[Beat] I can't believe you decided to be with her over me.

ONE

You act like you asked me out and I rejected you.

TWO

[Pause] You're so full of it.

TWO

[After a long pause] You like her better than me, don't you?

ONE

Yep. But it's not that I like her more, it's that I like you less.

ONE pops out the footstool on his recliner.
After a pause. TWO does the same.
TWO grabs another beer.
Lights down.